jcshipperj:

oh-punky:

Let’s be real here. J/C Monday’s because candlelight dinners alone in the captain’s quarters while you give each other sultry looks and choke down her horrible replicated food is not something that “just friends” do.

We never saw Tuvok choke down Janeway’s replicated food. Nope. That guy preferred to eat Neelix’s who-knows-what meal. Like he tried it once a long time ago when she had him and his family over and was like “Continuing to eat this bad food is illogical” and it never happened again.

But not Chakotay. He eats her horrible food because it means being alone with her in a dim room mainly lit by candles. That’s fucking love. That’s not friendship.

*drops microphone and walks away*

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