ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background what would your name be

supernovacoffee:

bamfcoyotetango:

moiracolleenodell:

a-kinkajou:

imtonystark:

I’d be manu “yellow background with some random chick’s hands”

Dude, I am absolutely not marrying my dogs

I think the museum would object to my marrying their antique organ.

Unless polyamourous marriage is suddenly legal, I can’t marry Tendo and Yancy

Can you marry a nebula?

how about a tree?