SEASON ONE
janeway: since not all of you are starfleet i want to go over away mission protocol before we beam down
janeway: first and foremost never become separated from your team
janeway: all teams must report to the bridge at least once every 24 hours
janeway: ensure that each of your teams has one emergency pack, consisting of one standard issue portable habitat, one medical supply kit, and two weeks worth of ration bars
janeway: and of course remember to always conduct yourself with the grace and dignity befitting your position
SEASON SEVEN
janeway: all right before i release you people on this unsuspecting planet let’s go over the rules
janeway: no ruining the economies of foreign nations
janeway: no getting eaten by giant worms
janeway: no pretending to be someone’s god to get free stuff
janeway: no acquiring stray children
janeway: no accidentally creating serial killers with your thoughts
janeway: no gladiatorial death matches
janeway: no barroom brawls
janeway: no aiding robots in their war for world domination
janeway: no sentient souvenirs imbued with the spirits of vengeful lovers
janeway: no selling drugs for your childhood friends
janeway: no getting kidnapped
janeway: no accidentally aiding totalitarian regimes
janeway: and finally
janeway: no getting arrested
janeway: i think that’s everything
tom: hehehehe
janeway: what
tom: YOU DIDN’T SAY WE HAVE TO WEAR PANTS
janeway: tom put some pants on
tom: YOU DIDN’T SAY IT
janeway: tom
tom: SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS
janeway:
janeway: tuvok
janeway: add pants to the list
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