SEASON 1
janeway: greetings gentlemen how is breakfast
harry: breakfast is fine ma’am
tom: yes thank you for asking ma’am
janeway: well have a fine meal and i’ll see you on the bridge
tom: yes captain
harry: good bye captain
harry:
harry: we should have asked her to sit with us, she looked lonely
tom: she’s the captain, if she wanted to sit with us she would’ve asked
harry: that’s a silly rule
SEASON 7
janeway: this is the mess hall right
tom: idk i only got here because b’elanna gave me a site to site
tom: that was some party last night
harry: anyway have a seat we saved you the window chair
janeway: why is the chair moving
harry: i think you’re a little hungover
janeway: nonsense i’m irish
tom: whose party even was that
janeway: idk can you make the chair stop moving please
harry: i still can’t believe you did six jagerbombs
tom: was it really six
harry: yeah but captain’s bathtub gin was what did everyone in
janeway: do you know how hard it is to make homebrew moonshine in a sonic shower
tom: you always go to 11 for us and we appreciate that
janeway: so what kind of godforsaken slop are they serving this morning
harry: here i already replicated you some pancakes
janeway: praise god, i’m this close to promoting you right now
harry: really??
janeway: haha no jk
tom: oh man should i call the doctor for that burn
harry:
harry: can you maybe sit somewhere else today
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