thedooodle:

Janeway: *crying* Why would this crew be loyal to me? Why would they follow me after I’ve abandoned them here in the Delta Quadrant?

Chakotay: Because we are all competing to date you. It’s become a serious sport.

Janeway: Oh haha. Very funny.

Chakotay: *whips out a line graph and reading glasses* This week Tom is in the lead with a 2.7% point increase due a loving nod by you on last shift. I can’t lie that witty comment was a risky play but he executed beautifully. But I am happy to brag that I, as you can see here, am ahead in the overall category. The chest touches are whats really driving me ahead.

Janeway: …..

Chakotay: JaneCourt is a very point driven sport. It’s intense.