Janeway: This is the worst day. I think I’m gonna go wander out in the rain for a while
Chakotay: This is a starship and it isn’t raining
Janeway: Wow, I can’t catch a break, can I?!
*goes to aeroponics. flips the top plants off the shelf. lays down in the empty spot*
Janeway: Computer, active hydration sequence.
Chakotay: *softly* What the fuck.
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