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Author: bekjaneway
Kathryn: Cha- Chakotay, what’re you doing?
Chakotay: Tying your shoes.
Kathryn: Why?
Chakotay: So you don’t fall for anyone else.
I’m here to kick ass and drink coffee… and I’m all out of coffee.
Kathryn Janeway (probably, at some point)
Phoebe: [enters Kathryn’s room unexpectedly] uh, Kathryn, why are you naked?
Kathryn: I… don’t own any clothes.
Phoebe: That’s not true, [walks to the closet and opens it] you have your uniform, these skirts, this dress, hi Chakotay, these coats-
Phoebe: [squints]
Phoebe: Oh my god, sis, this is a hideous dress.
Star Trek Voyager AU where everything is the same except every time when Janeway says “Report!” she really says “Dafuq?”
What Would Janeway Do
Fuck shit up while chugging coffee
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