ohtheprofanity:

jcshipperj:

emmikamikatze:

So, I’ve been playing Sims 4 and I made Janeway and Chakotay and they are so cute together, always cuddling and kissing and declaring their love without me promting it.

Anyway, today their first born Kolopak got married and Kathryn managed to let a pick-up line slip towards his bride. Chakotay got jealous and yelled at her, Kolopak got angry and threw his drink at her and everyone was just shouting. At first Kathryn was embarrassed but then she got angry as well and threw her drink at Chakotay.

Needless to say, she kind of ruined the wedding.

I’m not sure what I did there, but it was hilarious.

And it took me hours to get Chakotay to forgive her. And Kathryn looked so good in her white pantsuit. I don’t even know why the bride didn’t want to flirt with her.

Oh yes, I’d like to see them here. 😉 The whole family and their new daughter-in-law.

OMFG. I’m still laughing. 😂😂😂

OMG😂

ANON/HONESTY HOUR

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i need some cheering up….how about J/C, their three year old and first bowl of ice cream (for the kid)?

jcshipperj:

cheile:

warp6:

“Do you like it, sweet pea?” Chakotay asks, grinning as he watches his daughter’s round little face as she tries to figure out how to chew her first frozen mouthful of vanilla ice cream. “Once you’re older, you can graduate to coffee ice cream like Mommy.” Kathryn laughs, leaning back against the railing of the beach house’s porch, the sound blending with the cawing of seagulls overhead.

“Mommy,” says Edna reflectively, staring at the bowl sitting on the porch deck in front of her. Then, before Chakotay can react, she reaches out and grabs a handful of ice cream in her fist, leaning over to smear it lovingly into Kathryn’s hair.

For a moment, the three sit frozen on the deck. Then Kathryn reaches out, quick as a rabbit, scooping a much larger handful and smearing it across the front of Chakotay’s shirt.

Edna shrieks with delight as her father groans, “Eddi, now look what you started!” He reaches for the ice cream in turn, but his daughter is quicker, grabbing the bowl and upending it directly onto her father’s head.

Kathryn doubles over laughing as Chakotay chases their little girl around the porch. Catching her up in his arms, he threatens jokingly, “Well, now that the whole family’s a mess, I guess it’s time for a bath!”

Instead of carrying Edna into the house, however, he heads down the porch stairs, running across the beach and directly into the surf. Still laughing, Kathryn follows them.


Prompt me for a 3(ish)-sentence fluff fic
(Post election night, longer turnaround times but also longer fics 😉

OMG this is just what I needed!  the ice cream fight is a riot.  and of course going down to wash it off in the ocean is perfect.  thanks so much for this ❤ ❤

This is cuuuuuute!

Wow, this just made my day! ❤

lodessa:

galinaredreznikov:

eruvadhril:

“For example, when an obvious innocent sits down with three experienced card sharpers and says ‘How do you play this game, then?’, someone is about to be shaken down until their teeth fall out.”

Witches Abroad

Actual witch Captain Kathryn Janeway.

#THIS SCENE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY #I mean pool shark Janeway is hot enough #but she plays them SO GOOD #and Chakotay and Tom are so smug #and then BOOM #my head canon is that Tuvok #knows she’s a pool shark #and is secretly delighted when she owns them all #well delighted for a Vulcan #he stands there blankly #but on the inside he’s like #wait for it….wait for it….and… #fuck yeah that’s my captain #she was my bff first #eat it chuckles